Hypothetically

So

Have you ever been walking down a busy street with your 

nearly two year old 

in tow

and happened upon one of 

these?

Crisp, 

green, waiting to be plucked

off of the public walkway.

You stoop down to get it

in a not so obvious way

because you feel like you MUST be breaking some 

kind of law. 

But stoop you do because money

is what it is.

Already your conscience is rousing from

it's slumber.

You glance up and down the street to see if 

anyone is close enough that maybe they dropped it.

But what you are really doing is checking to 

see if anyone is watching you.

You palm the BILL

and are off.

At this point Jiminy Cricket

is ramming his umbrella into the back of your eyeball

telling you to ask the people

who are waiting at the nearby bus stop

if they have dropped any cash

(not disclosing the amount of course).

They all reply negative

and you are in the clear.

Still a little wary, you decide to get off

the busy road.

Upon the arrival to your destination you further inspect

this grand anomaly.

Hmmmmmm.......

What the?

Reverse it.

DOAH!

(this is all hypothetical, of course)