Allow me to rock your world.

Oh hear me users of Microwave!

This afternoon, as I went to reheat some left over waffles I asked myself,

"Isn't there a better way?"

And the it came to me.

My core of enlightenment opened and spake unto me saying,

"PUT THEM IN THE TOASTER."

If you already do this, please don't tell me.

I often miss the boat on a lot of things.

I'd like to remain in ignorant bliss for the rest of

the week.